Three guys, a Russian, Osama bin Ladin and American are out walking together one day. They come across a magic lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
“I will give each of you each one wish, that’s three wishes total,” says the Genie.
The Russian guy says, “I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Russia.”
With a blink of the Genie’s eye, ‘POOF’ the land in Russia was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Russians or Americans can come into our precious state.”
Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye, ‘POOF’ there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
American (A former civil engineer), asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this great wall.”
The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 20,000 feet high, 600 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out. It’s really impenetrable.”
American says, “My wish is filling it with water.”
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